Christmas is the time to overeat at your abuelita home and catch up with friends who come to visit family from outside. Chances are that you will spend at least one night in a bar and meet someone you can only see during the holidays. You might have one of the conversations.

1. Why are you still in El Paso-you know these people. They moved to Dallas or Austin, and when they got home, they were like the hillbillies living in 915. They will definitely say "You know, when you want to live in a real city, you should move to Dallas/Austin/Anywhere except El Paso." Insert a lot of eyeball emojis here.

2. Let's get together-what does it mean to meet someone you know you may not see again until next year or never and make them think "getting together" is a good idea? If they want to "get together" with you, they will write you something on Facebook.

3. My daughter/niece/sister is an influencer on social media-Translation: She is the subject of many videos on FitFam.

4. I must go home before 2 in the morning-when you were in college, your mother said: "No! You go home on time! I don't care how late you come back at school!"

5. Go to Cinci! ! -Unless you are under 25, you should not go to Cinci. The 1990s was 30 years ago, and the 2000s was 21 years ago. If you haven't been to Cinci for a long time, you need to stay away.